TYPICAL BOLLYWOOD STORY

BOLLYWOOD FILMS

The (LEAD HERO) brother/desi dude is in a village, can hardly read or write, but his PADHA LIKHA BHAI is an IT Head or Managing Director or a Partner in some firm abroad, who after 20 years visits his GAO in India (village) for a few days and makes sure that when he returns, he takes his brother abroad (PARDES)


PASSPORT Formalities
Mind it, the desi dude has no passport, and getting a passport in TATKAL also would take a minimum of 2 weeks but anything is possible if it’s a Bollywood film. (Like Chat Mangi Phat Bhyah)


VISA Formatlities?
The aam janta, stands in long queues during and for visa interviews with required documents, they need to get the required documents but all this can be avoided if you are the Hero. Your VISA is directly stamped you see. No sweat. Absolutely no worries and No sweat.


Language Issue?
Irrespective of where you land (STATES or EURPOE) everyone knows Hindi. Wow, then in this case, shouldn’t Hindi be the UNIVERSAL spoken language.


Other Perks
The desi dude is jobless and on his way for interviews he bumps into the heroin.
His desi charm wins the heart of an Indian girl based in that country free of cost. Even though he is poor,less educated, almost jobless, she doesn’t mind it you see. He goes hopping and dancing various places with that girl.
So cost of site seeing is also taken care of. Sone pe Suhaaga.

Marriage
Many times it does happen that the Heroin's marriage is fixed/prefixed with a GORA.
and the desi dude is running towards the church or mandir or the venue.
And when the hero reaches the destination. Its over, its all over, in the sense there is no crowd.
The desi guy is kneeling down, almost crying where a very heavy voice comes from the background. "Beta, Tum jiske liye ro rahe ho, woh tumhara intezaar kar rahi hai" Desi chora wakes up with josh and joy, wipes off the glycerine and thanks the Priest and runs to a particular destination.
The destination where there is pin drop silence. Oh am sorry, there is no silence. Its windy and you can hear the sound of the whistling or hounding wind and ofcourse a couple of thousand of dried dead leaves fallen on the ground are swirling in the air, ready to stick to the hero's face and there comes the Heroin running, watch out for her hair and make up is intact and the RED duppatta automatically flies into the air and covers the hero's face. Smoochy Woochy happens in the background accompanied by some tears and I love you and you love me and the regular bullshit "Tum nahi aate toh" etc etc and suddenly from no where land up their respective families, they clap and say "Maaf Kar dena". The Hero Heroin touch the feet of their parents. and everybody faakk's off (including you from the theatre/multiplex)happily ever after. LOL

FINNISHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHOW OVER, WASTE OF 200 BUCKS IN THE LOCAL THEATRE, 400 BUCKS IN THE MULTIPLEX