BLACKBERRYITTIS

A Friend of mine discovered a new disease called Blackberryittis
This is caused due to excessive usage/addiction to the Blackberry phone
This has no cure until a new smart phone will be launched in the market :D

Why do people buy a blackberry ?
Is it coz of the the so called fashion, trend, friend's forcing you to get one
OR
Coz after paying the network/service provider (as per the plan) u can go on chatting and chatting (unlike the other phones where u pay per kb/mb and accordingly control ur chat activity)
OR
You want to save the cost of forwarding text messages by using the Broadcast feature
OR
Knowing the short battery life it has, you can avoid your girlfriend's boyfriend's calls saying sorry honey, my battery has konked off

Anyways so coming back to the Illnesses the BB addicts suffer


You bring ur BB to the Loo with you

Start ur facebook, twitter while ur caught in the traffic

Complain of Back aches, neck pains and problems with posture

You leave your nails as short as possible so u can glide across your keypad

You sleep with your BB beside u

Completely obsessed with BBM

And once you get the BB you Promote it and force your friend's to get one too

You become quite ungrateful & make fun of other cell phone brands, especially nokia, motorolla which were your first mobile phones

When something happens to your BB you get into a terrible mood and update that as your Facebook/twitter/gmail/yahoo status message (basically you let the whole world know about it)

Stress when your BB has no EDGE

If u experience 2 or more of the symptoms above u may be suffering from blackberryittis


I shouldnt say it but its like AIDS (SORRY LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL)