BEING ANTI PIGEON

I HAVE A PHOBIA/OR U CAN SAY AM ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED BY PIGEONS
YES, BIG TIME MEANING BIG TIME
I STARTED GOOGLING TO SEE IF I HAVE A CURE/REMEDY
BUT THERE IS THIS RETARD WHO HAS SO MUCH TO SUGGEST FOR PPL LIKE US- PARTICULARLY ME (I KNOW HE IS TRYING TO HELP BUT SORRY, IT WILL NEVER, I KNOW)
THE FOOL WANTS AN UNTIMELY DEATH FOR ME FOR SURE, IF I FOLLOW HIS INSTRUCTIONS SPECIALLY HIS POINT NUMBER 7

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Fear of birds
Birds, especially pigeons, are a common object of phobic fears. This is a big problem for those who are affected, because birds are highly mobile, and although they seldom if ever enter a building except by accident, they can appear almost anywhere outdoors at any time. People with severe phobias about birds may find themselves confined to their homes, scarcely daring to open a window or a door in case a bird should swoop down. A gradual series of self-exposure steps can then be put together, like this one for someone with severe pigeon phobia:


Step 1: Draw a small rough pigeon shape on a piece of paper.
ME: OK SIRE, NOW ?


Step 2: Work up to the biggest and most accurate version you can manage.
ME: OK SIRE, DONE IT, I KNOW ITS NOT REAL, SO I BREATHE


Step 3: Look at black and white photos of pigeons.
ME: EWWW CHEEEE HELP


Step 4: Look at colour photos.
ME: GOD, THEY ARE REALLY FUGLY (COMBO OF F*****NG UGLY)


Step 5: Look at videos.
ME: GOOSE BUMS ARE SLOWLY HAPPENING FOLLOWED BY MILD PALM SWEAT, AM SLOWLY UNEASY !


Step 6: Look at pigeons through a closed window (if they do not come to your garden, or if you do not have a garden, get someone to drive you to a place where they congregate).
ME: I DONT HAVE THE GUTS FOR THIS AT ALL, BUT IF U INSIST, OK LETS GIVE IT A TRY


Step 7: Then partly open the window and watch them. Open more and more, etc.
ME: OK, CAN U PLS CALL THE DOCTOR, CHECK IF MY HEART IS STILL BEATING
CAN I SEND A GOODBYE NOTE TO MY FRIENDS AND HAVE THE PIGEON POST IT TO EACH OF THEM SAYING, HI I AM THE SAME PIGEON WHO KILLED KAINAZ !


Step 8: Look at them through an open doorway.
ME: GRR, SURELY FROM THE GATES OF HEAVEN, IS IT ?


Step 9: Move further out from the door, then further, etc.
ME: AS$ ^ THE STORY ENDS AT POINT 7 ITSELF
SHOVE THESE POINT FORM FORMAT INSTRUCTIONS UP UR AR .... AAH, U KNOW WHERE !
THANK U AND F OFF, GOODNIGHT